Day Job Blues related News!!

- Xena is expecting Mini Jeff !!

Lucy Lawless sues DJB's bass-man, Jeff for paternity.

The paternity judge said a DNA scan will not be needed. The judge saw the ultrasound
and was heard saying something like: "A face that goofy can only have come from Jeff!"

Miss Lawless' attorney imediately said he's going to sue Jeff for everything Jeff owns + 10%

Jeff told this reporter "That's okay by me, he can have this stack of unpaid bills and
the $59 I got at the last gig and he'll have everything I've got!"

Lawless was seen drunk later that day muttering over and over:
"why didn't I sleep w/McCartney, why didn't I sleep w/McCartney!"

The DJB betting pool is currently showing 3 to 1 odds that Mini Jeff's first
words will be "Can I borrow $20?". 

The pool's second guess at 5 to 1 is: " Why tune the bass? I just tuned Thursday "

- The baby is due in May, but no one expects him before late June because we're pretty sure he'll be running on bass player standard time.

Shocker!! ---> Ryan and Kendall made it to practice on time last week.
- In other news, Whit's Inn Bar reported that it ran out of JagerBombs and Miller Lite last Thursday about 6 p.m.